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MEGAN.

Busy Martinez: Well, let me make a prediction, Barry. This is probably your last night at Channel 13 News.
Barry Shirtsworth: This just in: I’ve been drinking. In other news: You’re the devil!

BUSY MARTINEZ IS A BAG OF SNAKES!
Megan— I am still on the search for the vid. It will happen one day. I promise.
Seth Meyers: On Friday, President Obama appeared before house republicans in a historic televised Q & A and performed so well that afterwards, GOP aides said that allowing the cameras to roll like that was a mistake. Come on, Republicans, are you on such a Scott Brown high that you thought you could take down Barack Obama by debating him? You realize debates are why he’s president, right? Seriously, all you guys do is complain about how Obama is all talk, and then you invite him to a forum that’s literally all talk. That’s like saying “Let’s see how tough Aquaman is when we get him in the water!” I’m not saying you were outclassed, but the whole thing was like the scene in Raiders of The Lost Ark when the guy charged Indy with a sword and he just shot him.