(via cyborglovesong)
MEGAN.
Busy Martinez: Well, let me make a prediction, Barry. This is probably your last night at Channel 13 News.
Barry Shirtsworth: This just in: I’ve been drinking. In other news: You’re the devil!
Seth Meyers: On Friday, President Obama appeared before house republicans in a historic televised Q & A and performed so well that afterwards, GOP aides said that allowing the cameras to roll like that was a mistake. Come on, Republicans, are you on such a Scott Brown high that you thought you could take down Barack Obama by debating him? You realize debates are why he’s president, right? Seriously, all you guys do is complain about how Obama is all talk, and then you invite him to a forum that’s literally all talk. That’s like saying “Let’s see how tough Aquaman is when we get him in the water!” I’m not saying you were outclassed, but the whole thing was like the scene in Raiders of The Lost Ark when the guy charged Indy with a sword and he just shot him.
“Scarves and glasses? Have those not always been the accoutrements of the geek and not the runway model? That’s how Harry Potter dresses, not Kate Moss. And while our glasses can be a little ‘arty,’ isn’t that the least we deserve after the ‘regular’ glasses of our formative years helped push us towards a writing career in the first place?”
This quote just works perfectly for all of us — some Seth for Meg, some Harry for Kari, and some geek/glasses for me! (Michelle, you can figure out where you fit into this because I’m sure that you do somewhere ;)
SETH MEYERS: In other news this week, the Senate Finance Committee voted to approve their bill in the health care. This is the first — oh no. Ohhhh no. It’s the balloon from Colorado.
BALLOON: Hi Seth, how’s it going?
SETH MEYERS: Get outta here, balloon.
BALLOON: Why?
SETH MEYERS: Because you’re not news!
BALLOON: But I was on the news for a whole day!
SETH MEYERS: That doesn’t make you news, balloon.
BALLOON: What if I told you I had a boy inside me?
SETH MEYERS: Do you have a boy inside of you, balloon?
BALLOON: No.
SETH MEYERS: You need to get outta here, balloon.
BALLOON: Seth…
SETH MEYERS: What?
BALLOON: I’m — I’m sorry.
SETH MEYERS: Oh, it’s all right.
BALLOON: It’s not my fault.
SETH MEYERS: It’s okay, balloon.
BALLOON: I’m just a balloon.
SETH MEYERS: Nobody’s blaming you, balloon.
BALLOON: Really?
SETH MEYERS: Really.
BALLOON: Okay. I’m gonna go.
SETH MEYERS: All right. Bye, balloon.
BALLOON: Oh, and Seth…
SETH MEYERS: What?
BALLOON: It was a hoax!
