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Megan — this is Seth Meyers giving a dino a loving stare. I thought you would enjoy.

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cyborglovesong:

Seth Meyers: On Friday, President Obama appeared before house republicans in a historic televised Q & A and performed so well that afterwards, GOP aides said that allowing the cameras to roll like that was a mistake. Come on, Republicans, are you on such a Scott Brown high that you thought you could take down Barack Obama by debating him? You realize debates are why he’s president, right? Seriously, all you guys do is complain about how Obama is all talk, and then you invite him to a forum that’s literally all talk. That’s like saying “Let’s see how tough Aquaman is when we get him in the water!” I’m not saying you were outclassed, but the whole thing was like the scene in Raiders of The Lost Ark when the guy charged Indy with a sword and he just shot him.

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uprightcitizens:

SETH MEYERS: In other news this week, the Senate Finance Committee voted to approve their bill in the health care. This is the first — oh no. Ohhhh no. It’s the balloon from Colorado.
BALLOON: Hi Seth, how’s it going?
SETH MEYERS: Get outta here, balloon.
BALLOON: Why?
SETH MEYERS: Because you’re not news!
BALLOON: But I was on the news for a whole day!
SETH MEYERS: That doesn’t make you news, balloon.
BALLOON: What if I told you I had a boy inside me?
SETH MEYERS: Do you have a boy inside of you, balloon?
BALLOON: No.
SETH MEYERS: You need to get outta here, balloon.
BALLOON: Seth…
SETH MEYERS: What?
BALLOON: I’m — I’m sorry.
SETH MEYERS: Oh, it’s all right.
BALLOON: It’s not my fault.
SETH MEYERS: It’s okay, balloon.
BALLOON: I’m just a balloon.
SETH MEYERS: Nobody’s blaming you, balloon.
BALLOON: Really?
SETH MEYERS: Really.
BALLOON: Okay. I’m gonna go.
SETH MEYERS: All right. Bye, balloon.
BALLOON: Oh, and Seth…
SETH MEYERS: What?
BALLOON: It was a hoax!

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