ROBOTS TAKE OVER THE WORLD. We ain't bothered.

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Conan is back TOMORROW. I’m hoping for more weird shit like this, now that he’s on TBS.

Dear NBC,

I realize that you and Conan ended on a bad note. I realize that. The world realizes that. But you have to understand the power you hold by retaining the rights over Conan’s intellectual property. Remember, NBC - with great power comes great responsibility. And that responsibility is to us, the fans. PLEASE relinquish your tight grasp and let us have some Coco to tide us over!!! I want to watch Conan clips until he comes back on the air, and I know I am not alone in that sentiment. I know you want nothing to do with him anymore, but you should realize just how much dinero you could be making by allowing said clips to be available! You wouldn’t have to update a website; just set up that old one and leave it as is! Think of all the ad space you could sell! There is a higher interest than ever in Conan right now! His last show had his best ratings since his first show! Not only the ad space - think of all the money you could make by releasing DVDs!!!! So many sketches! Hours and hours of footage! The DVDs could make a ton, and pay for that hefty settlement you had to part with!

Think about it.

Sincerely,

Kari

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Madison (-madison) is a bespectacled cinephile who enjoys Disney, Broadway, SNL and other general geekery. She tends to be attracted to unattainable gay men, jewish boys, and anyone sporting a pair of thick rimmed glasses. Madison's writing style consists of bubbly statements and proper grammar. (Ai)

Megan (celluloidhero) has frequent existential problems. She would like to be a writer and is often told she would be sorted into Slytherin. Her main goal in life is to own an English bulldog named Mordecai while dancing to the Rolling Stones. Megan's writing style consists of strong intellectual wit and dark, ominous, 80s-slasher-flick type undertones. She's a complete LOST fanatic. (BU)

Michelle (okiedokieartichokie) is the token minority Asian of the group. But don't let that fool you! She enjoys general, worldly culture which she soaks in daily in her spacious 10x6 foot dorm room. When she is not catching up on fashion and pop culture, Michelle can be found generally disliking school work, as it often puts a dry, cottony taste in her mouth. She tends to write enthusiastic posts with a wee bit of chappy humor. Yip, Yip, Cheerio! (BU)

Kari (koeppelicious) is pronounced Care-EE! She enjoys a fine Austen read by daylight, but by night she practices her witchcraft and wizardry. She is California born and bred, and is sometimes confused by Bostonians. Why would you ride a horse to warn about the Red Coats in the freezing snow when you could have driven a car? Her dream man is Conan O'Brien. Kari tends to write in CAPS when she is excited. She is a great story teller, but is distraught that there is not a font specifically for sarcasm. (BU)

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