whytheyrehot:

Why He’s Hot:

1. He’s the lead singer of The Kooks and his amazing sexy British accent is still clear while he sings.  Speaking of singing, are you aware of how blatantly sexy The Kooks lyrics are? “Do you wanna make love to me?” Why yes, Luke, we all would.
2. His clothes are always either perfectly thrown-together or just plain perfect. He doesn’t seem to be afraid to wear gender neutral clothes, which just makes him that much hotter.
3. He dated Mischa Barton.  The lucky girl got to do terrible dirty things to his amazingly perfect slender body.
4. The hair.  Those soft curls that frame his face just might be the sexiest locks I’ve ever seen.  The just look even more orgasm-inducing when they’re sweaty from vocally pleasing his fans.
5. Who could resist that adorable smirk? Seriously.  Those lips are just begging to be kissed.  I’d trade places with that guitar any day.  You know you’d die to have this mouth meet your mouth…or other bits of you as well.

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I KISSED HIM!!!!

whytheyrehot:

Why He’s Hot:

1. He’s The motherfucking Boss. He was hot then and he’s hot now. Scruffy Bruce, nonscruffy Bruce, surprised and shirtless Bruce, 60-year-old Bruce on the beach…uh, I’m sorry. I think I need a minute.
2. The ass. It just happened to star on the cover of the best-selling album of 1985. Coincidence? Doubtful. I mean, look at that.
3. He’s an incredible performer, even when he forgets the words or almost obliterates the cameraman with an ill-fated powerslide. Shut up, you know you wouldn’t mind being destroyed by that crotch. And he basically invented the onstage bromance.
4. He’s always had a great sense of style in a badass rocker way. Bruce even manages to make his occasional not-so-awesome fashion choices look, well, fucking awesome. Not that his clothes really matter when all you’re thinking about is how much you want to tear them off.
5. He may be a legend, but he doesn’t take himself too seriously. He makes sure that his shows are 3+ hours of pure joy for his fans: he takes requests, crowd surfs, and lets little kids sing with him. That’s why they recognize his superiority to Hannah Montana. Damn straight, kids. Damn straight.

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OH MY GOD. OH. MY. GOD!

I love the Boss.

whytheyrehot:

Why He’s Hot:

1. Let’s take a quick trip back to 1965. Mick Jagger. Just say his name. It’s nice, right? He may be old and wrinkly now, but he used to be quite the looker . He’s also got awesome bone structure. It’s in his genes, your kids will have it too!
2. He was the bad boy your parents begged you not to go out with. He was the singer of bad ass, known ‘round the world rock ‘n roll band But he had a funny, sweet side as well. He was even friends with The Beatles, his fellow English rockers!
3. He’s got a great smile and laugh. But then he srs’d and started listening to what you had to say.
4. Mick’s voice is amazing. Who doesn’t love hearing some British accent while listening to some classic rock? He does enjoy thinking of all the stuff you’d do in the bedroom. But remember, the man does like his space.
5. Let’s just take one last moment before we pop back to 2009 to bask in his good looking-ness. Nice, huh?

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I will always love him. But this little review of him bothers me. One of the best things about Mick is that he doesn’t really have the greatest voice in the history of Rock ‘n’ Roll, but he most DEFINITELY has the best stage presence.